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  First and foremost I apologise (yet again) for such a long gap in between blog posts. The return of freedom over the past year has kept me away from screens. They say it takes 66 days to develop a new habit. Running is a habit I developed over lockdown, but the return to the office (and I intend to never work from home again) and frequenting the pub has reduced frequency of this.  It is, however, not completely bleak for my physical well-being. Cramming a number of social events in after work has led to me doing a lot more walking around central London. I don’t have an Apple Watch, (other brands of smart watch exist), but my iPhone records my steps and a lot of really interesting data on my walking and running. As would be no surprise, I’ve configured everything in metric units. Thankfully, gone are the days where Apple would dictate to you , based on your location, the units of measurement you use. You have a chose whether to specify distances in miles or kilometres....

How do Godzilla and King Kong measure up for their 2021 battle?

This is one of the "few other things" I mention in the strapline of the blog. 


The last clash of the titans was in 1962. I was not alive then, but at some point in the late 90s/early noughties when I was around ten years old and absolutely crazy about Godzilla and the MonsterVerse, I saw in the TV guide that King Kong vs Godzilla was showing. I defied my parents and stayed up until 2 am to watch the film. I was excited. I had seen Godzilla emerge triumphant from battles with numerous other beasts. At this point, however I had not seen any King Kong films, but my brother had constantly told me that King Kong would be Godzilla's ultimate rival. I was eager to see this battle.

By the end of the film, the excitement was replaced with anger and disappointment.  My idol was defeated by the oversized ape. I've detested King Kong ever since. 

Fast forward two decades and the two titans are set to meet again, this time as CGI monsters and not men in rubber get-ups.



If the pandemic has its way with this film like it did with the other film I really want to see (No Time To Die in case you're curious), it probably won't be released on 31 March. Either way, it’s nice to have something to look forward to.

Despite my very open and obvious favouritism of Godzilla, I’m going to objectively look at which of them is most likely to triumph.   

Size

Both monsters have varied considerably in size over time. The majority of Godzilla’s incarnations have been around the 50 metre mark. However, in the 2019 film, his height more than doubles  to just shy of 120 metres. If it’s the 120 metre Godzilla that resurfaces again later this year, we can expect him to weigh nearly 100,000 tonnes.

The variability of King Kong’s size is even starker. Kong ranges from a mere 7.2 metres in 2005 to 32 metres in Kong: Skull Island. For this film, he gets an incredible increase in size to around 95 metres and an estimated weight of 90,000 tonnes.

So, even with Kong being substantially beefed up for 2021, Godzilla remains larger. But size isn’t all that matters.

Agility & Speed

Due to Godzilla's centre of gravity, he needs a tail, which is particularly important as a counterweight when he changes. This appendage, whilst giving Godzilla stability, comes at the cost of delaying any changes in direction – especially comparison to Kong, who can move more freely in all directions.  Kong, being an ape can also leap onto/from high places. It is not clear whether Kong’s enlargement will have an impact on his agility.

Based on estimates from Godzilla King of the Monsters, Godzilla can hit speeds of up to 560 km/h on land and in a straight line. There aren't any estimates of Kong's top speed on land, but given his build and size, it's safe to assume he is faster than his opponent. 

Things change when water is involved. In short, Godzilla is as comfortable in water as he is on land, there’s no evidence that Kong is anywhere near as competent in water. 

Strength

Apes (Gorillas in particular) are known for their strength. An average gorilla is able to carry 10x their body weight due to the concentration of muscle in their upper torso and arms. This suggests that Kong could be able to lift Godzilla with relative ease. Kong’s significantly larger and longer arms, also give him the ability to hold and punch with tremendous power.

Both monsters have got considerable leg strength. But given Godzilla’s centre of gravity, he would need considerably more leg strength than Kong to stay upright. Godzilla takes advantage of this by using his legs as a weapon to stomp on opponents.

Intelligence

Both titans have shown that they are more intelligent than other creatures in the MonsterVerse. Godzilla's intelligence largely comes from his wealth of experience battling other monsters and asserting himself as King. In the 2019 film, this was something Godzilla was able to do this through making an example of a few monsters to shock the rest into submission. 

Kong has slightly less battle experience. However, he has been able to effectively craft and use weapons with tremendous accuracy against his rivals. Kong’s fighting style is much more strategic than Godzilla and he therefore fights with more finesse.

Given that Kong is also a primate, he also has a higher brain to body ratio than Godzilla, a reasonable proxy for intelligence. 

Likely winner

In this film, Kong is similar in size to Godzilla, is more intelligent, able to use tools with precision, and is more agile on land. However, Godzilla is more experienced in battle. Although less agile on land, he is as comfortable in water as he is on land, he has atomic breath and the devastating thermonuclear pulse. Moreover, Godzilla can also withstand more damage and heal more quickly. 

On paper, Godzilla should be the victor of this battle. However there is also the human element to the film. From the trailer, it seems like the humans want Kong to win. The human writing this however, does not!


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